constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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carpaydiem:

pearls of wisdom

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ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO


Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

ctron164:

tarynel:

chiefsimba:

king-emare:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

lmaoooo son…this just ruined my childhood

Yo lmfaooo

BRUH NOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO

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Nooooooooooooo why ya’ll destroying “Dragon Tales” ?!?!

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sadhuman:

unfollower:

its really weird to me that there are some people who are like 0% gay. not even a little gay. i dont trust them

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